vexwerewolf:

kushblazer666:

I love that this post doesn’t include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

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imgayabovethebelt:

moreglitter:

trashboat:

trashboat:

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

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stephenroot:

closertotheheart:

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darkarfs:

It’s INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!

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its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sandmandaddy69:

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whitepeopletwitter:

cb1296:

animentality:

Reminds me of this lol

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highkoos:

Mannnnnnnnnn……….. no one has ever shot their shot like this before….

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thebootydiaries:

lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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littlepeninsula:

The way he SLAYYEDD

Ai could never give us “we put the greed in ingredients”

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